Mathematical Viewpoint of Life

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 years experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic… and it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is correspondingly represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there…

It’s the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

About the Author

Morning Wolf

Morning: Spirit: Wolf, Professor and Doctor of Raphaology® Medicine, is an author, lecturer, practicing herbalist and nutritionist, eco-environmentalist, and humanitarian who co-founded College of Raphaology Medicine and Universal College of Indigenous Medicine (UCIM) with her late husband Jonathan: Thunder: Wolf-D.R.M. A lover of earth, animals, elements and plants, Dr. Wolf enjoys the role of alchemist in developing medicinal botanical formulas for the handcrafted liquid extracts of Peak Frequency® Plant Therapy, as well as sharing the practical healing applications learned from indigenous shamans and physicians that counteract modern degenerative systems.

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